As you can see, at least the content and page header are back up and running. We appologise for the delay in the repairs. We had alot of backups and merging to do.... damn computers and their megabytes and whatnot...

Anyway, while the blog doesn't look as nifty as it once did, it will return to its normal glory very soon.

To reward you for your patience, we'll show you a really strange video:

You're welcome.

We just completed the upgrade on our blog software. It was a fun little process, and it looks as if we came out all in one piece, besides the jacked up CSS on the top of the page (We're working on it).

So why should you care? Well, two things really:

• If you find a broken link, let us know and we can blame it on the upgrade and not feel like idiots.
• The security and functionality of the blog is improved, meaning we will probably write more than once a month.

So yeah. There you go. I'd fill you in with all the nerdy details about the upgrade, but I'm pretty sure I'm the only one nerdy enough to care.

(Eh, what the hell: We're now running b2evolution version 3.3.1)

Ok, we've heard the rumors of our demise. And for the last time, we are NOT DEAD! Let me put these sad rumors to rest here once and for all:

No, M.Bundy didn't drink himself dead, and his bloated whiskey-soaked corpse wasn't consumed by neighborhood cats. His whiskey-soaked LIVE corpse can be seen inside Logan's Alley as usual.

Tran didn't get hit by an icecream truck while trying to buy one of those sweetass icecreams shaped like one of the Ninja Turtles with gumballs for eyes.

Keeter did NOT shock himself to death trying to figure out if he could browse the internet while making toast in the bathtub. (you can by the way, but it really hurts).

Jax did NOT, and I repeat, NOT get mauled to death by a family of white tigers at the zoo.

I hope this sets the record straight about us. As to why we haven't released any news about our new issue? Well, we after some technical mojo was worked out, we've re-ordered our stories, and we will have an even more kickass issue coming out as our issue #2. The wait will be worth it, trust us.

Sebastian Neale, a 26 year old man from Risca, South Wales, unfortunately passed away a week ago from head injuries. His funeral was slightly unusual due to his love for the Doctor Who series.

Besides the fact that he looked alot like David Tennant, Seb was such a huge fan of The Doctor, that his coffin was made to resemble the Tardis, complete with a flashing light.

We shall raise our sonic screwdrivers to you sir. Rest in peace.

Head over to the Daily Mail to read the complete story, as well as see a couple more pictures.

Her name is Karen Gillan. If you follow the doctor closely (and you should) you may recognise her as the Soothsayer in The Fires of Pompeii.

She will start up alongside Matt Smith in the next full series, which is slated for spring 2010.