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Ok, we've heard the rumors of our demise. And for the last time, we are NOT DEAD! Let me put these sad rumors to rest here once and for all:
No, M.Bundy didn't drink himself dead, and his bloated whiskey-soaked corpse wasn't consumed by neighborhood cats. His whiskey-soaked LIVE corpse can be seen inside Logan's Alley as usual.
Tran didn't get hit by an icecream truck while trying to buy one of those sweetass icecreams shaped like one of the Ninja Turtles with gumballs for eyes.
Keeter did NOT shock himself to death trying to figure out if he could browse the internet while making toast in the bathtub. (you can by the way, but it really hurts).
Jax did NOT, and I repeat, NOT get mauled to death by a family of white tigers at the zoo.
I hope this sets the record straight about us. As to why we haven't released any news about our new issue? Well, we after some technical mojo was worked out, we've re-ordered our stories, and we will have an even more kickass issue coming out as our issue #2. The wait will be worth it, trust us.
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