After this and what happened in Boston, I'm starting to think Jerry should just finish off the rest of these ninjas once and for all.

Apparently one of them has made their way into the latest Google Mobile app for iPhone. If you have an iPhone, I would suggest not putting it anywhere near your face, or you just may lose an eye, or your head.

You have been warned.

(Image by M.Bundy)

Jon the Barback informed us today that a news story this morning featured a report on a guy in a ninja costume who robbed a bunch of places in Boston. They've dubbed him The Boston Ninja and he's still at large... Looks like Jerry missed one!

Quote from Boston.com:

Police said a man dressed liked a ninja used a sword in an attempt to rob a Weymouth dry cleaner. According to police, a convenience store clerk called police Monday after she noticed a man walking into the store wearing a ski mask and a sword in a sheath on his belt. Police said that when the man noticed her, he pulled his mask off and asked whether she was calling about him. When she said she was, the man left the store and walked into nearby Galaxy Cleaners. There, he pointed a sword at the register and asked a clerk to give him all of the money, police said. He left after she told him she couldn't open the drawer. Police are still searching for the man, who witnesses said appeared to be in his late 20s. (AP)

Thanks Jax!

The pics are starting to come in from M.Bundy's birthday! I know there was another camera or two at the shindig, so we'll be sure to add those too when they arrive.

Check out the Gallery to see them.

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4/17. The day of joy and fear. One day you smell like baby powder, and before you know it, you smell of booze. Boy how time does pass.

Happy birthday you skinny asshole. Enjoy your day.

And in the morning when you wake up next to the toilet just remember, only 364 days until the next one.

Love,
- Your Family