Anyway, while the blog doesn't look as nifty as it once did, it will return to its normal glory very soon.

To reward you for your patience, we'll show you a really strange video:

You're welcome.

So why should you care? Well, two things really:

• If you find a broken link, let us know and we can blame it on the upgrade and not feel like idiots.
• The security and functionality of the blog is improved, meaning we will probably write more than once a month.

So yeah. There you go. I'd fill you in with all the nerdy details about the upgrade, but I'm pretty sure I'm the only one nerdy enough to care.

(Eh, what the hell: We're now running b2evolution version 3.3.1)

Ok, we've heard the rumors of our demise. And for the last time, we are NOT DEAD! Let me put these sad rumors to rest here once and for all:

No, M.Bundy didn't drink himself dead, and his bloated whiskey-soaked corpse wasn't consumed by neighborhood cats. His whiskey-soaked LIVE corpse can be seen inside Logan's Alley as usual.

Tran didn't get hit by an icecream truck while trying to buy one of those sweetass icecreams shaped like one of the Ninja Turtles with gumballs for eyes.

Keeter did NOT shock himself to death trying to figure out if he could browse the internet while making toast in the bathtub. (you can by the way, but it really hurts).

Jax did NOT, and I repeat, NOT get mauled to death by a family of white tigers at the zoo.

I hope this sets the record straight about us. As to why we haven't released any news about our new issue? Well, we after some technical mojo was worked out, we've re-ordered our stories, and we will have an even more kickass issue coming out as our issue #2. The wait will be worth it, trust us.

Sebastian Neale, a 26 year old man from Risca, South Wales, unfortunately passed away a week ago from head injuries. His funeral was slightly unusual due to his love for the Doctor Who series.

Besides the fact that he looked alot like David Tennant, Seb was such a huge fan of The Doctor, that his coffin was made to resemble the Tardis, complete with a flashing light.

We shall raise our sonic screwdrivers to you sir. Rest in peace.

Head over to the Daily Mail to read the complete story, as well as see a couple more pictures.

Her name is Karen Gillan. If you follow the doctor closely (and you should) you may recognise her as the Soothsayer in The Fires of Pompeii.

She will start up alongside Matt Smith in the next full series, which is slated for spring 2010.

After this and what happened in Boston, I'm starting to think Jerry should just finish off the rest of these ninjas once and for all.

Apparently one of them has made their way into the latest Google Mobile app for iPhone. If you have an iPhone, I would suggest not putting it anywhere near your face, or you just may lose an eye, or your head.

You have been warned.

Jon the Barback informed us today that a news story this morning featured a report on a guy in a ninja costume who robbed a bunch of places in Boston. They've dubbed him The Boston Ninja and he's still at large... Looks like Jerry missed one!

Quote from Boston.com:

Police said a man dressed liked a ninja used a sword in an attempt to rob a Weymouth dry cleaner. According to police, a convenience store clerk called police Monday after she noticed a man walking into the store wearing a ski mask and a sword in a sheath on his belt. Police said that when the man noticed her, he pulled his mask off and asked whether she was calling about him. When she said she was, the man left the store and walked into nearby Galaxy Cleaners. There, he pointed a sword at the register and asked a clerk to give him all of the money, police said. He left after she told him she couldn't open the drawer. Police are still searching for the man, who witnesses said appeared to be in his late 20s. (AP)

Thanks Jax!

The pics are starting to come in from M.Bundy's birthday! I know there was another camera or two at the shindig, so we'll be sure to add those too when they arrive.

Check out the Gallery to see them.